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How would you rate Steve's Driving Tips???
10/10 ... Funniest thing I've ever seen! 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
8/10 ... Hilarious! 24%  24%  [ 4 ]
6/10 ... It's O.K. 29%  29%  [ 5 ]
4/10 ... Not very good! 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
2/10 ... Pretty Lame! 12%  12%  [ 2 ]
0/10 ... Not Worth Posting! 24%  24%  [ 4 ]
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PostPosted: 19 Jun 2006, 19:24 
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STEVE'S TOP 10 HANDY DRIVING TIPS!

1 )
When merging with traffic on entering a freeway in your Cordia Turbo, you should:
Merge in and signal other drivers in your way with your middle finger and yell out "wankers"!

2 )
Are you required to carry your driver’s licence with you every time you drive?
Yes, but it is not necessary for short trips, coz you won't get pulled over!

3 )
If there are no lanes marked on the road, you should:
Stop, tip oil on the road to make a skidpan, then call all ya mates!

4 )
Jon is a Cordia driver and has a crash, his car is a wreck and is towed. Does he need to call the cops about it?
No, coz calling the cops will probably get him a fine too!

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Scott checks out a chick while driving and his wheels go off the road onto the dirt. He should:
Rip the handbrake up to try for a 360 and do a burnout to impress her!

6 )
If Terry breaks down on a freeway, he should:
Shift into the right hand lane so he can be seen, and stand in the left lane to flag down some help!

7 )
When Sharna finishes a lengthly trip on a freeway and is exiting the off-ramp, she should check:
Her makeup and mobile phone for messages!

8 )
The faster the RX7 in front of your Cordia is travelling:
The better the race!

9 )
Josh comes to an intersection where an accident has happened and police are directing traffic, he should:
Hide his face as he goes past the cops!

10 )
Rick sees a sign indicating road repairs are ahead, he should:
Yell at the workers to get off their asses as he goes past!

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Siiik im sure to pass my license now!
Thanks Steve :D
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STEVE'S TOP 10 HANDY DRIVING TIPS!

1 )
When merging with traffic on entering a freeway in your Cordia Turbo, you should:
Merge in and signal other drivers in your way with your middle finger and yell out "wankers"!


actually, u can't do this in a fwd. but my favourite trick is drifting freeway on-ramps. Merging into traffic ass first! so much fun! (actually, never done it with traffic, make sure u have a clear view of road.....) :?

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stevescordia001 wrote:
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The faster the RX7 in front of your Cordia is travelling:
The better the race!



Wrong, you'd be in front of the rx7 :lol:

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Rick sees a sign indicating road repairs are ahead, he should:
Yell at the workers to get off their asses as he goes past!


yeh iv done that before..luv em mate
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hehe! nice! :P wonder if this sharna bird is any good
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Scott checks out a chick while driving and his wheels go off the road onto the dirt. He should
Rip the handbrake up to try for a 360 and do a burnout to impress her!



the 360 doing this is damn near impossible :wink: it grabs too much on the bitto after flicking nice in the dirt, good for a quick sneaky turnaround, and good for scaring shit out or unsuspecting passengers :D gotta love it

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dropping a wheel off is illegal and you'll get penalised by the road curator guy :P

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dropping a wheel off is illegal and you'll get penalised by the road curator guy :P


Me confused! Can you elaborate???

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does he mean doing a burnout or literally droping a wheel?

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Well I meant doing a burnout... Not sure what he's sayin! :)

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i mean slow down to 60kph or so drop wheel onto gravel and reef on handbreak

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dropping a wheel off is illegal and you'll get penalised by the road curator guy :P


Not you ssb2005 :) Yours is well explained!
But "Pie" has made a confusing statement! :puker:

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had to make sure my base was covered :wink:

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who voted for more than 0/10?

i'm not even i na bad mood and i don't find that amusing.

you people need to get out more.

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