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it's the age old battle of ninja's vs pirates.....

here's the low-down on both sides, make up your mind

Historically, ninjas are viewed as criminals and villains, but really they were fighting for what they thought was right by using any method they could. They learned all sorts of martial arts and magic tricks. Ninjas could turn invisible, enter into any structure undetected, poison the guards, and leave a knife in the back of the head of household. Ninjas possessed stealth that allowed them to climb sheer surfaces and overhangs. It allowed them to traverse the squeakiest of floors or rockiest of gravel pathways. They mastered the arts of concealment and could even fight in complete silence. They fought with noiseless shuriken (ninja stars), flashy nunchucks, swords, sais, chains, staves, and of course their unmeasured martial arts abilities. They knew their poisons and dust cloud powders. Ninjas posed as regular people and wandered the streets, but when it was time for action they put on the black suits and made with the sneaky. Silent, invisible killers – these guys were cool.

Pirates were viewed as criminals and villains because they were. These guys hated their bosses and so they took to a life of crime and excess. Pirates fought every single day and they could live for weeks on watered down rum. When they weren’t fighting they were drinking and whoring, and when they weren’t drinking and whoring they were sailing. If they lost a leg, a hand, or an eye, they replaced it with wood or steel, then fought some more. Pirates were in it for the money and the good times. They didn’t care that they smelled or wore rags because they knew every day could be their last. When your choices are fighting off death or fighting off stink we’d all side with the sea dogs. Mercenary, bloodthirsty, and cheating – pirates were cool. So cool that even their pet monkeys wore vests, fezzes, or eye patches.



(i'm voting ninja's, they are heaps cooler than pirates)

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yeh ninja of course they get to use jutsu and stuff like that

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I would rather kill everyone I know just to save them from the stupidity I have seen here today.

"You can't get worse than a ninja - they're masters of every style of combat".
I hope someone knows where that's from

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i vote ninja. now if chuck norris were a pirate, i'd vote pirate.

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Ninjas hands down, they are disciplined and devoted to combat.
Pirates drink al the time and go "AHRRRR" who the fvck does THAT? No one!

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there's an age old battle between ninjas and pirates?

if there is, it's gotta be ninjas all the way

pirates are cool but when is comes to a fight hands down a ninja will win.

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F*cking A for Australia Mate!

Pfft! Ninja's of course, they are diciplined (spelling?) and highly trained. Pirates are just psycho's. Think of martial arts, a guy who's strong but knows nothing will throw a haymaker and just get f***ed up.

I know that it doesn't need all ths indepth study of a silly topic But its 3:30am and im watching the soccer and bored so i thought id think about it hehe.

Ninja's for the win.

Cheers,
Nick

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disciplined very close though and apart from that I cant find any fault in your grammar.

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I would rather kill everyone I know just to save them from the stupidity I have seen here today.

wow, what a totally useless, but totally awesome thread!!!! gotta love it!!!!

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it's off-topic! i love useless threads!!

ninja's are winning hands down. Maybe i should start another poll

Roger vs mallet who would win?

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pirates would have more of a chance if they drunk less rum

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hehehehe, yeh really pirates are just old ninjas on the piss........ lol

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LMAO! great topic! Pirates are just sooo funny though haha

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Ninja's have way better swords!

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go ninjas lol

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ninjas have mad skills!!

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On the front:
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On the back:
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awesome.....

happy birthday!

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